Do Your Ears Hang Low

Do your ears hang low ?
Do they wobble to and fro ?
Can you tie them in a knot ?
Can you tie them in a bow ?
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
like a continental soldier ?
Do your ears hang low ?

Do your ears hang high ?
Do they reach up to the sky ?
Do they droop when they are wet ?
Do they stiffen when they’re dry ?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour ?
Do your ears hang high ?

Do your ears flip-flop ?
Can you use them for a mop ?
Are they stringy at the bottom ?
Are they curly at the top ?
Can you use them for a swatter ?
Can you use them for a blotter ?
Do your ears flip-flop ?

Do your ears hang out ?
Can you waggle them about ?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town ?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore ?
Do your ears hang out ?